So Happy 2 Be Back!!!!

I missed my blog! :( My stupid computer went kaput and now I'm on my dad's. Soooo... Yay! :D

Furious Face!!!!!!!! >:O

Today I'm seriously mad and I want to break something but I can't thanks to Campbell's!!!! So this morning (just a few moment's ago, actually) I was REALLY looking forward to making my soupa (chicken broth and noodles now with egg!!!!) so I went to get the chicken broth. That's when I realized that the new dumb design for Campbell's soup cans had no tabs!!!!!! I can't open cans that don't have tabs!!!!! I have no dang idea how to use a can opener, and personally, I don't want to try. So now I think that those people who designed those cheap, tabless cans are trying to make me not get my soup!!!! Darn you people!!!!!! >:O

In revenge, I shall eat their soup. Meh heh heh. >:D

Ideas, ideas, ideas...

I'm thinking of writing a series of stories or something for my blog... I like writing stories (although I never finish them) and it'd be nice to have a little mini-series on my blog. I'm not exactly sure what kind of story it'll be but I'll think of something if I decide to go through with this.

You know what sucks? When your little brother wakes you up by playing with a bouncy (but heavy) ball in the room right below yours and you're still sleepy but thanks to your little bro you can't fall back asleep so you get up and ask him what the heck he thinks he's doing and he asks you if he woke you up and you say yes and then you can't fall back asleep no matter what so you're stuck awake and then you realize you have to take care of the neighbors cats. That's what happened to me this morning and now I'm in a mood (don't ask me whether it's good or bad, I can't tell) so now I'm ranting and oh my gee I made a really long sentence! :D

"Don't" copy this 'cause if you do then watch out... >:D

"Don't"

Don’t do what’s wrong,

Only what’s right,

Don’t be a meany,

Because I only want nice,

Don’t be so impatient,

You must learn to be still,

Don’t try my patience,

Because smack you I will,

Don’t laugh at me,

I can laugh back,

Don’t crawl on the sidewalk,

Don’t step on the cracks,

Don’t act so goofy,

In front of my friends,

Don’t be so boring,

Don’t EVER do that again,

Don’t even try that,

You’ll just get hurt,

Don’t step on the cat,

Don’t play with the dirt,

Don’t act so obnoxious,

Not here,

Not now,

Don’t go over there,

Don’t play pirates,

That’s not a fun game,

Don’t play lions either,

I hate how you maim,

Don’t pick your nose,

And don’t you DARE eat it,

Don’t cuss in front of me,

I hate how you bleep it,

Don’t play policeman,

You can’t go patrolling,

And please, please, please,

Don’t be so CONTROLLING!

Says my sister to me,

But I just glare, keep on walking,

And frostily respond,

“Look who’s talking!”

TinierMe is :D

I love the website TinierMe! I get to create a version of myself (I love making people! :D) and then I get to interact with strangers! There are a lot of cool stuff that I really want to buy for my character, but unfortunately I'm broke. Again.

You know, I really like strangers, which is kind of weird because I'm afraid of being stalked, but I always smile at the people passing by, even if they are some kind of old person with a big I'm-older-than-you-so-what-you-smirking-about-kid expression on their face. Wow, that was a really long sentence! It was... 52 words (including the words between the hyphens)!!!

Back to TinierMe: It's a really cool site, despite the fact that it loads terribly on my computer and reduces me to a cursing, twitching freak; it's still fun! I like some of the people I've met, some I know, some could be living in Kazakhastan for all I know. (Don't ask me if I spelled that right because I think I did but computer doesn't so that means I probably spelled it wrong but to me it's right.)

My username is Isuzumi if anyone wants to befriend me but don't expect me to give you all the cool stuff on your wish list because I'm in the TinierMe Poor House. Ok, yeah I know that place doesn't exist, but it should. Anyhow, I'm sleepy and I think I ate too much pizza so goodnight! :D

The Joy of Kid Watching

Before you say anything, no, I do not mean stalking. "The Joy of Kid Watching" does not mean that I'm some creeper that sits behind the steering wheel of a van while silently inching forward as I target my prey. I mean babysitting!!! Not being a weirdo, although sometimes I am when babysitting but not in the sick sense.

Anyhow, now that that's cleared up, I really do enjoy babysitting. It can be a challenge, yes, but it's fun 'cause I like the girl I'm babysitting and I get to go swimming with her, or painting, or something cool. Plus, I get free food which, for me, is always a bonus.

I'm getting kind of hungry, now that I'm thinking about food, so I'm going to go eat. Yay! Go food! :D

"I Shouldn't Be Alive"

I Shouldn't Be Alive the TV series that is on Animal Planet (I think it's on Discovery Channel too) is about people's real life experiences which include shark attacks, being stranded somewhere, and a lot of predicaments that you'd never expect.

Today I saw "Shark Survivors." This episode is about five people who go out to sea on a yacht that is to be delivered to the buyer. When they get trapped in a tropical storm they are forced to abandon ship and leave in one of those small inflatable boats. However, they are surrounded with sharks and get injured. After five days without food nor water only two of the original five survive. The two men who died started hallucinating and both jumped off the raft thing, only to be eaten by sharks. The woman who died I guess was pretty weak or sick (I missed part of the show) and she died, but not before attacking her friends from delirium.

Anyhow, it was a pretty good show and although I found some parts hard to believe, I guess I'll have to since it's a true story. It was really entertaining... Who doesn't love watching people be ripped apart by man-eating sharks? Lol, just kidding. :D

6 Things That I've Never Thought of 'Till Now

1. If red didn't exist, pink wouldn't either.

2. Where has my dog's tongue been before she licked me?

3. Is the ink for a tattoo the same stuff that makes permanent markers permanent?

4. If I ate as much shrimp as flamingoes do, would I turn pink?

5. If books didn't have spines, what would keep them together?

6. If HUMANS didn't have spines, what would keep US together?

Thank you for considering my pointless questions. :D

Who doesn't love cookies?

I have big plans today!!! Since the end of the soccer program party (ESPP) is coming up, I'm going to make sugar cookies!!!! I've made the recipe before, but this time I'll make two batches which means it'll take more time and concentration and materials. I LOVE sugar cookies!!! Especially when they're crispy and crunchy and yummy!!!!

I have to go start cooking or else I'll run out of time before I have to leave for practice, which is at 5:15 pm. Bye! And yay, I have followers!!!! :D

3 Lies About Me

Here are three lies about me that you probably didn't know! :D

1. I have a lot of stuff to do. (NOT! I basically just lounge around all day. Except for when I'm actually busy. Which is never.)

2. I love my zits!!!!!! (Heck, no! Does ANYONE actually appreciate those little bumps that squirt puss all over their face? If so, I'd like to meet them. Or actually... maybe not...)

3. I hate you!!!! (Just kidding! :P I don't know you, actually, so I can't hate strangers!! Unless they're strange.)

1st Post! Yay! :D

Ok, time for introductions. My name's kemmec, pronounced like the first part of chemicals, and I think that's all you need to know about my name. Anyhow, I don't really like abbreviations when typing but things like lol, omg, etcetera are okay. As you may have noticed, I spell ok two different ways. Why? It's fun! Plus random, which is something I love. Okay?

Do you like anime? I hope so 'cause I love it! Along with food (anything edible is yum! except for graham crackers), books (but only the good kind), and creating stories/poems (although I never complete any of them).

Things that I hate... There's a lot but I'll probably have some random rants so you'll hear about those things then.

Anyhow, I have this soccer thing to go to so I'm going to end my introduction thing now.

Bye! :D